My speech therapist was pissed


Since it is a Boxing Day, here is a Christmas cracker style joke for you only someone like me can tell… The problem which my speech is that my speech therapist was always pissed. This is one of my favourite jokes which demonstrates I am able to laugh at myself and my impairment.

Another joke is I won a dancing competition last week, I only got up to go the toilet? And I hate disabled toilets as I much prefer ones that actually work! I admit I am a good stand up comic as I do not have the time of it but I do enjoy making people laugh.

I leave you which a humorous text I wrote some years also called ’74 Ways of Upsetting a Disabled Person’ here;

http://www.simonstevens.com/74ways  

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